My Real Life

May 17, 2011

Nature Gone Wild

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So, I’ve noticed, lately, that nature has gone wild.

I don’t mean that we have bears breaking down our door, however, the nature in our area has been increasingly encroaching on our space.

Now, let me just say that I realize that we, as humans, have taken over their living space in major, major ways.  I’m an animal lover and am all about nature and animal life.

Just not in my space.

I know we’re the big bad in the story of life on Earth, but it seems as though they are either revolting or have decided to just throw in the towel and give up on their own lives.

Two birds flew into our windows in two days.  Weird.

Birds seem to be divebombing our windshields as we drive.  It’s like they no longer avoid moving cars or don’t seem to realize the cars are there.

Chipmunks, who used to quickly scurry out of the way of cars, or who just stayed off the freaking roads to begin with, have suddenly begun to just sit in the middle of the road and watch my car coming, leaving me either swerving to avoid them or holding my breath until I’m over them, because I was too close to swerve.

The raccoons have stopped just knocking over our full garbage bins, but now knock around the empty ones, too, as if to say, “Hey suckers…wanna make something of it?”

Squirrels are a little too close to my front door when I’m walking in and out and I fully expect to find deer on the deck when I go into the kitchen for breakfast.

Anyone else notice that nature is getting a little too close for comfort these days, or have Real Man and I done something to offend the birds and the bees and they are now getting their revenge?

May 16, 2011

Monday Musings

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Do babies even feel the drool on their chins?  They never try to wipe it away, and I can’t help but wonder if they even know it’s there or if it’s one of those things where we don’t know it shouldn’t be there until someone tells us so.

What is it about the rain that makes everyone sleepy?  Is it because we know we can’t actively play outdoors so our subconscious says “Screw it…let’s just shut down for the day”?  Or, is there some deeper, physiological reason?

What’s with the whole vampire craze?  (and please know that I am including myself in this)  Twilight, the Vampire Diaries…why are they such a big hit, and don’t tell me it’s the excellent writing and acting, cuz I’m addicted to these and I know that ain’t it folks.  Is it the immortality?  The super speed?  What’s up with the vamps?

Did I dream it, or for a few weeks there, was Charlie Sheen the biggest star in the world?

What’s up with Angry Birds?  I’m not sure I get the lure.

Why does your hair not hurt when you are brushing out your own knots, but when someone else tries to brush them out, it feels like you’re being murdered?  If you were ever a little girl, you know what I mean.

Why does tweezing my eyebrows always make me sneeze?

Why did they have to “update” Weebles?  The old ones were way cooler than the upgrades.

May 13, 2011

this moment

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{this moment} – A Friday ritual. A single photo –  capturing a moment. A simple, special, extraordinary moment. A moment I want to pause, savor and remember.

If you’re inspired to do the same, leave a link to your ‘moment’ in the comments for all to find and see.  Inspired by Soule Mama’s blog. (link found on the right hand side of my page)

Photo courtesy of Rebecca Mancini

May 12, 2011

That’s What it’s All About

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Photo courtesy of Rebecca Mancini

May 11, 2011

Book Recommendation

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I read a book yesterday that I think is a must read for any parent.

No, it wasn’t a parenting book, nor was it a self-help or non-fiction.

It was Big Girl by Danielle Steel.

Now, before the Danielle Steel-bashing begins, let me say that although I am not a regular reader of hers since high school, who am I to criticize a woman who has written and published more books than a lot of people have even read in their lifetime, while my own novel sits, unpublished, somewhere on my flash drive?

Enough said.

It’s an easy read…I finished it in a day.

However, it’s a powerful book.

About a girl whose parents unconsciously sent her messages that she was not quite good enough in many small ways, and how those messages formed her entire self-image and shaped her life.

I think, as parents, we can forget that our off-hand comments, remarks tossed in the heat of the moment, and “helpful advice” can really hurt a child, and although the words may come out of our mouths and immediately be forgotten, they stay with our children for life.

So, if you are looking for a book for the pool or your vacation this summer, I’d like to recommend Big Girl by Danielle Steel.

May 10, 2011

Celebration?

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Last night was Baby Monkey’s last celebration (concert) at nursery school.

Bittersweet feels like such a cliche term, but I honestly can’t think of a better term to describe it.

He did great.

He sat in his seat and sang the songs and did the motions and was the perfect little Pre-K performer.

And it made me sad.

Which is ridiculous.

And I know it.

However…

The fact that he sat still and did what he was supposed to do, and afterward even commented to his teachers that he knew not to do anything silly during the concert signifies a maturation since his last concert in December.

It shows that my little baby is truly growing up.

He’s ready to move on to Kindergarten and leave baby things behind.

And it makes me want to weep and wail and rend my clothes and throw myself in front of a bus.

Because he’s a baby.

He’s my baby.

Having a new baby doesn’t make him any less my baby than having him made Monkey in the Middle any less my baby, or sharing shoes with Monkey Girl and having her be almost as tall as me makes her any less my baby.

I’m all about giving them wings so they can fly, but it just feels too soon.

And, isn’t that the way of motherhood?

For 3 years I’ve wanted this kid to sit still and sing the songs and do the motions.

When he finally does, it rips out my heart.

Let this serve as a warning to you…

Pre-K graduation ain’t gonna be pretty.

May 8, 2011

Happy Mother’s Day!

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May 6, 2011

The Friday Five

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Just a reminder that the Friday Five is a chance to just write…no worries about errors or content…just write for five minutes.

Write from your heart.

Today’s prompt:

Motherhood Should Come With…

Go.

A rule book that begins by saying “None of these rules apply.  Your children will be unique and different from other people’s children, and so what works for your neighbor probably won’t work for you.  They are also completely unique and different from each other, so the techniques you used for your first won’t work for your second, and what worked with your second won’t work with your third.  Basically, Mom…you’re on your own.”

Armor for your heart.  Your heart will break a million times over when your child is mistreated by other children on the playground or not understood by his or her teacher.  Your heart will also break when you have to send them to their room or take away a favorite toy, and you will finally understand the saying “This will hurt me more than it will hurt you.”  Your heart will break when they shout at you “You don’t love me!” and it will feel irreparable when they yell, “I hate you!”  Because even though you know that you love them more than they’ll ever know and that they don’t hate you, not even one little iota, and despite the saying about sticks and stones, you’ll know that words can definitely harm you.

A bigger rib cage, because as much as your children will break your heart on a daily basis, your heart will expand to sizes you can’t imagine possible.  At least as many times as your heart breaks, your heart will fill with love double that amount every time you see your child run off the school bus toward you, or catch them in a quiet moment, playing sweetly with each other.  When you see your three older children crowded around their baby brother, and see him smiling at them as if there were nothing better in the whole wide world than these three “big” people, your heart will grow.  When you sneak into bedrooms to kiss sweaty, sleepy heads, you’ll inhale their scent, cover their shoulders with the covers, and whisper ‘I love you’ over and over in a mantra that you can never quite say enough.

A box of tissues to wipe away your tears of joy and pride when they graduate from pre-school, get the role they want in the school play, make a touchdown, and learn to roll over.  Tissues to wipe away the tears of anticpated sadness at the fact that they will, one day, leave you to begin their own lives, and despite the fact that they will come home to visit and will always be your babies, their lives are not truly yours anymore.

One more child than you thought you wanted because these surprises first stun you, then amaze you, and then make you wonder why you ever thought the previous number was enough and you wonder how you all ever survived without this little one.

Patience because you’ll need it, and because you’ll need to teach it to your children, because Lord knows, you aren’t perfect either, Mama, and the babies need to be patient with you, too!

Time’s up.

May 4, 2011

Thursday Funnies

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Both of these came across my path on Wednesday night, and I thought they were just too good to not share!

It doesn’t matter of which political affiliation you are.  This first one is hysterical: (my deepest sympathies to the family on the loss of their loved one…death is never funny…however, the “in lieu of donations” part struck my funnybone)

This second one was just so well-written, it had me chuckling for hours after I read it.

And…

…the story was one of those “you can’t make this stuff up” type of stories, and I always find those good for a laugh!

May 3, 2011

Wordless Wednesday…on Tuesday!

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