My Real Life

Originally, I had nothing to write about today.

But then I woke up.

Around 3, Baby Monkey came and joined us in bed, so when the alarm went off, there was already a snuggler in the room.

Then, after the alarm went off and while I was in the shower, Monkey in the Middle came and joined the snuggle crew.

While I got dressed and got ready for work, Baby and MitM just delighted me with their chatter about Halloween and possibilities for costumes and how excited they were that it was almost here.

What started out as a slow and sluggish day quickly turned into a lovely morning filled with possibility.

Looking toward a great day.

1.  There was a rumble in the Monkey House on Sunday.

We are a football family.

Normally, we root wholeheartedly for the Giants.

I am a fan.  A big fan.

Real Man and Monkey in the Middle are bigger fans.

Because, they’ve always been Giants fans.

Me?

I grew up in a Browns household, and so while the blood in my boys veins runs true blue, my veins are an interesting mixture of blue and white and brown and orange.

And yesterday was the Giants/Browns game.

By now, you know it didn’t go well for me, but anyone who follows football also knows that we Browns fans learned a long time ago how to deal with disappointment gracefully.

2.  Real Man had a bout of insomnia the other night.

So, the next morning, he recounted some of the shows he watched while he was up.

“It was really terrible,” he said, and then began to tell me the plot.

It sounded pretty awful, and then about halfway through, he said, ‘Wait!  I can tell you exactly how bad it was.”

“Okay,” I said.

“Joey Lawrence was in it.”

I nodded.

“Say no more.”

3.  I was watching “Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo” while I was folding laundry the other day.

I believe the quote of the week for me was “Bingo is a sport.”

Now, I have played some serious Bingo when I was in college and would go home with my roommate, DeeDee, some weekends.

We would go with her Mom and play and it was serious business.

And it was fun.

But, a sport?

I’m gonna have to draw the line there.

4.  Okay, I just watched another episode.

I have to change the quote of the week.

Honey Boo Boo’s older sister just had a baby and the baby was born with two thumbs on her right hand.

The new quote of the week is “I wish I had an extra finger…then I could grab more cheese balls.”

5.  My favorite thing about cooler nights?

Footie jammies.

6.  I have become more than a little obsessed with Pitch Perfect since I saw it with Erin and Michaela on Saturday night.

I don’t think this is a spoiler to share.

It’s one of my favorite scenes.

Oh, and I think I may have a new favorite actor, as well.

Skylar Astin

Such a cutie and a great singer, to boot.

Yesterday was Kim’s bridal shower.

It was absolutely lovely.

I’ve never seen such an entertaining and perfect bride.

She made the rounds to the tables multiple times, each time, having entertaining things to say to the entire table.

Before opening the gifts, she gave a speech to the room introducing Kerry, her maid of honor, Michaela, Erin and I, her mother-in-law to be and her mother.  It was quite lovely.

As she opened her gifts, she would not only read the card aloud to tell us who the gift was from, but she would also tell us how she knew the person and told a small anecdote about the person.

She would also tell us why they had registered for that particular gift.

It made the present-opening portion of the afternoon, normally the longest and most boring part of any shower, delightful.

Of course, when her friend, Jess, did push-ups in the corner, that was pretty entertaining as well.

My favorite part of the afternoon was simply the opportunity to celebrate Kim for awhile longer.

In her speech before opening gifts she mentioned that she has been a bridesmaid 13 times and can’t stop crying over the fact that it’s finally her turn.

And I’m so very glad it’s her turn, because it’s an honor to finally be able to celebrate someone who has been busy celebrating us all of these years.

After the shower, I headed to Monkey in the Middle’s football game and spent the evening with the family, but at 9, I hopped back in the car to pick up Erin and Michaela (Kim was all showered-out by 9) and we went to see Pitch Perfect.

Which I loved.

Movie review portion of the blog ahead.

This movie made me smile.

Big.

I wanted to just stand up and starting belting out the tunes with the group and harmonize with them right there in the theater.

Which might have been okay, because there were only about 15 people in the theater.

Many people call it Glee for college, but it was quite different than Glee.

It was edgier and I loved the songs that the groups were doing and the way they all mashed together.

Although I couldn’t stand Anna Kendrick in the Twilight movies and was surprised at the choice of her as the lead, she did a great job with the role and I really enjoyed her character, as well as almost every other character in the film.

It’s not a film for kids, so I won’t be taking Monkey Girl to see it, but man, did I love this movie.

As they knew I would, after dropping off the girls, I plugged in my phone and started belting out the tunes.

So, great day to celebrate Kim, great night to hang with the girls.

Congrats to my Kimmie.

So very, very glad it’s your turn.

1.  I discovered the magazine “Mental Floss” while at Michaela’s apartment a few weekends ago.

Total mind candy for a nerd such as myself.

I now follow them on Facebook as well and am delighted with the tidbits of trivia and articles they share.

Until this little feature.

Playgrounds from Hell.

Made me laugh as an adult, but would have set me up for decades of therapy as a child.

14 years ago today, I married the love of my life.

We’ve made a home, we’ve made a family, we’ve made a life.

Happy Anniversary to my sweetheart…Real Man.

I love you.

My sister-in-law has a blog named “Why We Yell.”

I thought that, today, I might share with you why WE yell.

Because, if we don’t, we won’t be heard.

Here’s a snippet of Saturday evening at our home.

Monkey in the Middle and Baby Monkey were sitting at the piano, creating commercial jingles.

Loudly.

They had been at it for awhile, and finally I realized that someday, they might like to hear it.

So, I turned on my phone and started recording, unbeknownst to them.

I put the phone on the mantel and sat down.

And it continued.

Love that they weren’t plugged into anything and were being creative.

Yet, it’s why WE yell.

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Don’t feel like you have to listen to the whole thing.

We have a phenomenon in our home called “GCA.”

It started years ago when Real Man and I started dating.

I noticed that every time he would chew gum, his attitude would change.

He’d become all tough and badass.

Pair some sunglasses with the gum and watch out Pacino.

When I finally made the connection between the gum and the attitude, I came up with a name for it.

GCA.

Gum Chewin’ Attitude.

I can tell when he’s chewing gum even when we are on the phone, and no, it’s not because I can hear him chomping.

“Hi sweetie!” I say.

“Hey,” is the response I get through the phone line.

“How’s your day?”

“Good.”

Pause.

“Are you chewing gum?”

“Yep.”

He likes to say that I get GCA, too, but that totally isn’t true.

I’m chewing gum right now and there is no GCA in sight.

And if there was, you wanna make somethin’ outta it?

Baby and Monkey Girl love to chew gum, but so far, they haven’t inherited GCA.

In fact, I think Baby has GCC.

Yes…Gum Chewin’ Cuteness.

So, if you see Real Man coming down the street and his jaws are working, if you engage in conversation with him, just know that he’s not mad at you.

It’s the gum.