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November 11, 2009

Real Wet

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Okay, technically we didn’t actually get wet at the aquarium, but you get the title, I know you do.

On the last day of our DC trip, we went to the Baltimore Aquarium.

First, we walked along the waterfront, where the kids were spellbound by the large ships and small paddle boats.

Monkey Girl loved everything about the aquarium, even the cylinders with no sea life, but just bubbles.

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The jellyfish were absolutely beautiful.

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Monkey in the Middle usually spends a great deal of time each summer vacation at the beach with his cousin, Alexa, (see Real Small Town Fun for a reminder on these two…double trouble), collecting Jellyfish.  He was so excited to see the jellyfish this way, as by the time he and Alexa get to them, they are just see-through lumps.

At the top of the Baltimore Aquarium is a rainforest.  I think it’s the neatest thing there.  Real monkeys climbing around, mist, insects, animals.  All of it right there for you to walk through.  The kids thought it was pretty neat, as well.

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The sharks were awesome, but the highlight of the day was the dolphin show.

You have to remember, this is the end of three days of walking, touring, and sight-seeing for these little monkeys.  It was tiring for Real Man and I as adults.  It was exhausting for the monkey.  So, by the time we got to the dophin show, they were shot.

However, the excitement of the dolphins brought the smiles back.

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It was a beautiful show.

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On the way out, Monkey Girl insisted that she have her picture taken inside the mouth of a great white.

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Love that kid.

We left and went over to the Barnes and Noble which is an old power plant and is the coolest Barnes and Noble I’ve ever been in, however, Baby Monkey was completely done with anything other than getting back to Beth and Warren’s house, by that time, so Real Man took the big monkeys in and I sat outside with Baby Monkey, watching the ships.

Baltimore is an amazing city.  I think you could do a whole vacation right there and never be bored.  I highly recommend it to anyone thinking of taking a short trip.

We left from the aquarium and drove directly home to NJ.  I think we weren’t even out of Baltimore when I turned around and found this in the back seat.

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Baby Monkey was soon to follow, and although she tried, like her Mom, Monkey Girl is not a napper.  But, she lounged and relaxed as we drove.

Real Man and I talked about what we had done and seen and decided that we need to do more of this.  Sometimes, it’s just easier to say, “Eh…it’s only a few days, we can’t do anything.  Might as well stay home.”  But, the truth is, just by taking this short trip, we’ve been able to create memories for the kids that they’ll always carry with them.  Maybe Baby Monkey won’t remember (although, he can read the blog later in life) but the big monkeys will.  So, hopefully you’ll be reading more of these type of entries as we endeavor to do more and help our kids broaden their life experiences.

November 10, 2009

Real Old Things

On Day 2 of our trip to DC, we hit the Air and Space Museum and the Museum of Natural History.

Real Man’s aunt and uncle live in Maryland, just outside of DC, so we took the Metro.

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The monkeys are big fan of anything train related, so you can imagine the excitement at taking the metro.

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Monkey Girl and Monkey in the Middle both wanted to sit with Aunt Beth.  In fact, they probably would have been perfectly happy if Real Man and I weren’t even there.  They loved being with Aunt Beth.  In fact, by the end of the day, I’m surprised that Beth’s eardrums weren’t bursting from the constant chatter in her ears all day at the museum.  It was very cute.

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When we came out of the metro station, we were in the mall and the kids thought it was one of the best things they had ever seen.  All of the buildings lined up on either side, the Washington Monument and the Capitol Building on the two ends.  I have to agree…it’s a sight.

We decided to have a nice, family shot in front of the Capitol Building.  However, in our true family style, we accidentally stood right in front of it.  Still, not a bad shot.

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The monkeys were thrilled by the prospect of the museums.  They are big fans of Night at the Museum and Night at the Museum II.  Both of the museums were were going to see that day were in the second movie, and they loved the idea of seeing the things they had seen in the film.

Air and Space was our first visit.  Our first stop?

The cafeteria.

We had made our own lunches and so we headed into the cafeteria and found a table and ate.  Baby Monkey was very upset that Real Man had cut his sandwich in half, and was refusing to eat it until Beth suggested that Real Man and I take the big monkeys to the museum and she’d wait with Baby Monkey.  You’ve never seen a sandwich disappear so fast.  He loves his Aunt Beth, but he wasn’t letting us leave.

The monkeys really wanted to see the Wright Brothers exhibit, so in we went.

Baby Monkey took a turn steering an airplane that was hanging from the ceiling.

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If I thought it would have held me, I would have climbed right in after him.  Have I mentioned how badly I wanted to be a pilot when I was a kid?  It was my big dream.  However, my Mom looked into it for me, and it turned out that even as a kid, my eyesight was too bad.  They told her that no one would ever let me fly.  Dream #1, crushed.

But, I digress…

Monkey Girl and Monkey in the Middle really enjoyed this exhibit.  They loved the Wright house and wanted their picture taken with the Wright Brothers.

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Listening to Monkey in the Middle trying to remember Orville and Wilbur’s name was a hoot.

Along with my love of flying in general, I, too have always been fascinated by the Wright brothers.  When Real Man and I were dating, we took a trip down to Kitty Hawk for a long weekend.  I’m just in amazement at people who don’t just think the impossible, but make it happen. 

Seriously, think about airplanes.  These things are massive and so heavy!  And yet, they fly through the air with the greatest of ease…okay, they aren’t trapeze artists, but you know what I mean.  It’s just an incredible thing, and these two guys thought they could do it.  Impressive, to say the least.

We walked around the rest of Air and Space, and then decided to run over to Natural History.

My favorite museum in DC is the National Gallery.  However, I didn’t think the kids would love it at thi age, so rather than subject them to the art this time around, Real Man ran them over to the fountain next to the Gallery and gave them a snack, while I ran into the gift shop to buy some stationery.  I am a stationery girl, though and through.  Yes, I still write handwritten letters and use my stationery on a regular basis.  I also love the journals that they sell there.  They are absolutely gorgeous.

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Natural History was AWESOME.

Monkey in the Middle was enamored with the dinosaurs.

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I was angered by the leash kids.  I’ve got a real problem with kids on leashes.  A real problem.  I’ve got three…I can keep track of them.  Yes, I have to work a little harder, but I do it.

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These are children, not dogs.  Trying to “cute it up” with the monkey backpack doesn’t work, either.  I’d love to see someone put a leash on these parents and see how they liked being jerked around by a string.  Not too much, I imagine.

After the first floor of Natural History, Baby Monkey had had enough.

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So, I found a bench in a quiet corner and sat with him while Beth and Real Man took the big monkeys to the second floor to the reptile and insect exhibit.  More reptiles.  Darn.  So sorry I missed them.

After that, we headed back to the metro and headed back to Beth’s.

It was another wonderful day, full of things for the monkeys to learn and do.  DC is really a fantastic place to bring kids.  There is just so much!

Tomorrow…the National Aquarium!

 

 

 

November 9, 2009

…and the winner is…

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Comment #5, which was my friend, Sharon!  Congrats, Sharon! (check out Sharon’s blog…http://teamscarpa.blogspot.com/  She’s the math teaching Mommy of twin boys so cute you’ll want to gobble them right up!)

I have to say, I’m intrigued by all of the entries.  The only two books that were mentioned that I’ve read are Gone with the Wind and The Prince of Tides, and I’d agree that they are both phenomenal books. 

I was blown away by Amy’s description of Things Fall Apart.  Amy is a former piano student of mine who is currently a senior in high school.  Amy has always been impressive, and I have to say that this entry continues to impress.  Great description, Amy, of both the plot and your reaction to it.

So, thanks to everyone who participated…I have added all of these titles to my must read list, and I hope that some of you have added them as well.

I’ll have to come up with something equally as mind-stretching for my next contest!  I love to learn new things!

Real Monkeys

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So, the monkeys and I had no school last Thursday and Friday.  Real Man decided to take the days off, as well, and so we packed everyone up and headed down to Washington, DC.

Real Man’s aunt and uncle, who live in Maryland, were gracious enough to invite us to stay with them.  More about them later.

We left Thursday morning and headed right to the National Zoo.

Most of the pictures I have of the monkeys are of their backs.

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They love the zoo and were running to see what they could see.

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Unfortunately, this sign sums up much of our trip.  A zoo in November isn’t exactly brimming with activity.  The African part of the zoo with the Big Cats and Elephants was closed for renovation, and the Pandas were nowhere to be seen.

There was one, rogue elephant, though.  Look how cute he is while eating.

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I’ve got a soft spot in my heart for elephants.  I realize how massive they are, but I find them adorable and lovable.  Real Man and I saw a documentary once on National Geographic, where this baby elephant was stuck in the mud, and all of the other elephants came over and worked as a team to get the baby out, and they never, never left his side.  It was really something to see, and has left me with an admiration for elephants.

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Isn’t he the cutest little runner you’ve ever seen? 

There was one cheetah out, but he was hiding in a cave.  Even more interesting than the actual cheetah, though, was this image.

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May be hard to see, but it is a Cheetos package in the Cheetah enclosure.  Yes, the littering is tragic, but the irony is hysterical.

Couldn’t resist this picture.  The monkeys with the monkeys.

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You understand.  I know you do.

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I had to take this picture of the porcupine, even though he wasn’t really obliging.  This picture is gratuitously for my friends, Tara and Scott, as I had a dream we had to save the school from a poisonous porcupine the other night.  It was something else.

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My small mammals loved the small mammal house, although, the most exciting part of the trip, and the one that I’m sure will be the story to tell around the dinner table for decades to come was our visit to the Ape House. 

First, there was this guy.

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Forgive the fuzziness…for obvious reasons, I was on the other side of the glass.

So, seems normal.  He’s eating some leaves. 

Then, he gets bored with the yummy foliage and sets his sights on a nearby paper bag.

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This was the funniest thing my monkeys had ever seen.

Until we walked over to the orangutans.

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“What’s he doing” you ask?

Oh, he’s eating his own vomit.

Yes, that’s right.  Four times, he vomited, then scooped it up with his index finger and ate it all. 

You can clearly see Baby Monkey pressed against the glass.  He couldn’t get enough of this.  He thought it was the coolest thing ever.  So did the big monkeys.  It’s the first thing they tell anyone who asks about the trip.  Lovely.

I liked the crocodiles.

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This guy and I had a connection. 

Seriously.  We locked eyes through the glass and decided we were meant to be. 

He decided to show off for me and show me his bright, shiny teeth.

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After that, I promised to never buy shoes or purses made from any of his friends or family.

Baby Monkey felt the connection, too.

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I couldn’t get him to move from that spot for about 10 minutes.

The monkeys were also enamored of the reptile house.

Me?  Not so much.

I don’t do snakes.  I seriously don’t.

And, these snakes?  The creepiest things I’ve ever seen. 

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They are called glass something or others.  Who cares?  They are the creepiest, most disgusting things I’ve ever seen. 

It started to rain, and we took cover in the barn at the Children’s Farm, which was good, because when we told Baby Monkey that we were going to the zoo, all he wanted to see was a cow.  So, meet the cow.

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She wasn’t very interested in us.  Just wanted to show us her “good side.”

After that, we had pretty much seen everything there was to see and it was getting colder and the rain kept coming, so we headed out.

All in all…we had a great time.  Any adventure with the monkeys is great fun. 

Tomorrow, I’ll tell you about our museum adventures.

November 5, 2009

Next Contest

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I’ll be taking a blogging break until Sunday, but in the meantime, I’m going to run another contest here at My Real Life.

In order to enter, please leave a comment below telling me about your favorite book and tell me why you love it.  I’ve been slowly making my way through my book pile, and soon will be in need of some new titles.  It’s okay if I’ve already read your suggestion, because it could inspire someone else!

You can earn multiple entries by referring a friend to the blog and having them enter the contest, as well.  All they need to do is leave a comment with their favorite book, and mentioning that you sent them to the blog.  Then, both your friend and you will get an entry into the contest.

You can also earn an extra entry if you are a blogger and you add me to your blogroll.  In your entry, add a link to your blog.  This option for bloggers who are newly adding me to their blogroll. 

I’ll determine the winner by writing each persons name on a scrap of paper (multiple entries from referrals will have multiple scraps of paper with their names on it) and then selecting a name at random.

Remember, your privacy is intact, as all readers will see is your first name.  Your contact information is solely available to me.

The prize, you ask?

A $25 Barnes and Noble Gift Card!  What else could I give as a prize for a contest surrounding book titles?

So, while I’m on break, feel free to scroll back through and read the blog from the beginning if you’ve joined us late, refer a friend, enter the contest and enjoy your life!  I really do appreciate every single one of you who read the blog.

Contest Ends at 8:00 pm on Sunday November 8, 2009

November 4, 2009

Yiruma

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Most of the time, I teach my piano students.  Yet, sometimes, they have something to teach me. 

One of my new students had taught herself to play a few compositions by watching You Tube.  I was impressed, but I’m a big believer in learning how to read music if you are going to play the piano.  Then, you can play anything.

So, I went and found the sheet music for her pieces, and then continued to look through and find some compositions.

I came across this particular piece of music and I fell in love with it.  It’s a composition called “River Flow in You.”  It’s by a composer/pianist named Yiruma.  I think the reason I like it so much is because it is sad and happy, all at the same time.  It appears happy on the surface, but if you listen closely and really pay attention, you realize that there is also a certain sadness to the piece.  Not everyone will pick up on it.  Kind of like a person who walks around with a happy face for the world to see, but inside, is feeling despair.

It’s not my usual fare.  I’m a lover of accidentals and minor keys.  I like music that is unpredictable and that makes you gasp from the surprises it holds.  But this one held me.

So, if you have 3 minutes and 58 seconds, give it a listen.  I’d record myself playing it for you,  but I just got the music and it’s not quite “performance ready” yet. 🙂

Enjoy!

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November 3, 2009

Home Depot is Boring

We’re redoing our “master bathroom.” 

I put “master bathroom” in quotes because it isn’t the bathroom off of the master bedroom, but instead, it’s attached to Monkey Girl’s room because we switched everyone’s bedrooms around last year.

Long story.

Anyway, this past weekend, we all piled in the car and headed for the Home Depot to pick out the tub, toilet, sink and accessories.

Now, I think stores like Home Depot and Lowes are awesome.  So much to see…so much to do.

As we pull into the parking lot, we hear a three year old call out from the backseat, “Home Depot is boring!”

Huh?

I thought I must have heard that wrong, so I said, “What did you say, sweetie?”

Baby Monkey said, again, “Home Depot is boring.”

Boring is his new favorite word. 

Dinner is boring.  School is boring.  Blue’s Clues is boring.  Football is boring.  Sitting on the potty is boring.  Mommy is boring.  Yes, that’s right.  He said Mommy was boring.

He’s three.  I’ll forgive him.

However, this time, I wish he had been right.

So, we go into Home Depot and head for the bathroom accoutrements.  (Funny…when you speak French, talking about anything sounds sophisticated, even if you really just mean a toilet paper holder.)

The kids were instantly magnetized toward something sitting in the aisle. 

Was it a toy?  A cool plaything?  A rolling cart?  A ladder?

No.

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Yes, my children were drawn to the toilet.

The irony is that Baby Monkey was the most attracted to the porcelain throne, however, he refuses to even consider getting potty trained.  Tragic irony.

So, the kids are playing with the toilet (I can’t believe I just wrote those words) and Real Man and I are looking at everything, taking notes on upc numbers and prices.

Suddenly, there is this bloodcurdling scream.  We freeze and look around, because we just know it’s one of the monkeys.

Monkey in the Middle comes running up to us, holding his right hand in his left, yelling, “I’m bleeding!  I’m bleeding!”

We race to him and Real Man pries his hand open and sees that, yes, in fact he is bleeding, however, he hasn’t lost a finger.  He’s just bleeding a tiny bit.  Seriously…a teeny, tiny bit.

However, the tears are tantamount to someone who has to be rushed to the ER because a cast iron tub just fell off of the top shelf, directly onto their head.

So, he’s screaming that he must have a band-aid NOW, and I’m trying to explain that I don’t have a band-aid.  I look over my shoulder and see Baby Monkey and Monkey Girl, completely oblivious to what is going on with Monkey in the Middle, taking turns sitting on the toilet in the aisle.  Their empathy for his plight was overwhelming.

I pull out a tissue from my purse, and Real Man wraps it around Monkey in the Middle’s finger, who is continuing to cry like nobody’s business.  I pick him up, in the hopes that he can muffle the cries in my hair, because we aren’t done yet and I’m not leaving until we get all the info we need so we can order this “stuff” because I want that bathroom done, stat.  Also, he wasn’t actually really hurt.  He scraped his finger on some cardboard.  Drama queen much, Monkey in the Middle?

We finally get all the info we need, but I realize I forgot to record the numbers on the first two items on our list, so I put Monkey in the Middle down and start walking back to the other aisle and I suddenly hear Real Man say, “Really?  Right now?” and then he rushes off, scooping Monkey in the Middle along with him.

I look over my shoulder at Baby Monkey and Monkey Girl who are now singing and dancing in the aisle and say, “What’s that about?”  They stop long enough to shrug their shoulders, and then continue with their Home Depot merriment.

I don’t see Real Man and Monkey in the Middle anywhere, so I take the other two and go get those numbers.  They come back and I ask what happened, and it turned out that Monkey in the Middle had to throw up.  (He’s not sick…this is actually a recurring problem that has been going on for almost two years now…for a while, he threw up every single day.  He’s honestly not sick…he’s been tested out the wazoo.  However, I’m convinced it has something to do with mucus drainage because he does it more often when he has a cold or when he cries a lot, so I guess I should have expected it.)

But I digress.

Real Man couldn’t find a bathroom quickly enough, so he found a garbage can instead.  I guess we were lucky that Monkey in the Middle actually told Real Man and didn’t just avail himself of the toilet in the aisle.

At that point, I said, “Let’s go” and no one was arguing.

As we walked into the parking lot, Baby Monkey turned to me and said, “See?  Home Depot is boring.”

Nothing is ever boring with these monkeys.

November 2, 2009

Candy

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Last Halloween post…I swear.

I was an only child. So, technically, all of the candy that I brought home for Halloween belonged to me.

Notice the use of the word “technically.”

See, I grew up in the seventies and eighties, and those of you who were kids when I was remember the years with the poison candy and razor blades in apples scares.

My friend, Gail, and I would walk the entire neighborhood (which was pretty extensive if you were willing to make the hike) for hours and come home with more candy than you can imagine. We’d be so excited, figuring out what we’d eat first and then next, etc.

However, I’d come home from trick or treating and my Dad would say, “You know, I better check out that candy. It might be dangerous.”

 He’d eat a piece.

“Yep…that one was safe. I better check another.”

And so it went.

Real Man is the youngest of four, so even though his Dad wasn’t eating his candy, you can bet that if it wasn’t carefully guarded, his sibling’s candy bags got fatter while his grew thinner.

So, Real Man and I have a rule around here that we never break.

 We. Don’t. Eat. The. Monkey’s. Candy.

 They are such generous little monkeys, though, and they always offer to share. We turn them down.

However, we do encourage them to share and trade with each other. This year, in particular, there was quite a bit of trading to be done, as Baby Monkey is allergic to peanuts.

Here is Baby Monkey’s haul.

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We separated out the peanut/tree nut containing candy. Then, his brother and sister looked through their bags and found things that they knew he liked and traded for the peanut/nut laden candy. Monkey Girl took care of the Butterfingers and Monkey in the Middle traded for all the Snickers. So, Baby Monkey is left with a peanut free candy bag full of candy.

This candy will stick around for a long time.   My monkeys aren’t huge candy eaters.  They’ll want the candy every day, for awhile, and then soon, they’ll forget about it and start eating oranges and bananas again for dessert.  However, even if they want the candy, it lasts.  Here’s why.

We’ve got some candy rules in our house that would probably make most kids run for the hills, but it’s what the monkeys have grown up with, so they really don’t know any better at this point. They can have one piece of candy for dessert each night. You get a good year for trick or treating, and I don’t have to provide dessert until April!

Say what you will, but it keeps the dentist from having to fill cavities and it keeps the monkeys from turning into sugar addicted crazies.

For now.

November 1, 2009

And just like that…

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…Halloween is over.

That’s the only problem with holidays.  There’s so much build-up, and then it just ends.  I guess there really isn’t any way to ease your way out of a holiday, but still.

So, the rain started about fifteen minutes before the town parade and we made the decision to skip it.  We drove the kids to my parents, and then to Real Man’s father’s house, then came home and had some dinner. 

High school friends of ours who live in town and recently got married (Hi Pete and Jen!) had an Open House and so we went over there.  It was really pouring, but they had a tent covering their deck and the kids played in the basement.  We had a great time catching up with people and chatting, and then around 8:30, we came home and Real Man took Monkey Girl and Baby Monkey trick or treating.  Monkey in the Middle decided he wanted to stay home and snuggle with me.  In his words, “I have enough candy.”  Love that kid!

Apparently, there weren’t many trick or treaters in our neighborhood, because as they rang only a few doorbells, everyone just dumped loads of candy into their bags, saying “I need to get rid of this candy…take more!”  So, they came back loaded down with candy and completely ready for bed.

Real Man and I put the kids to bed, and fell fast asleep ourselves.  We set the clocks and thought, “Whoopee!  We get an extra hour of sleep!”

Nope.

Kids decided to go ahead and get up at 5:30 anyway. 

So, the task for today is to figure out a way to get rid of a gajillion Reeses Peanut Butter cups and Milky Way bars.  Because we only had 3 trick or treaters all night. 

Time to prepare for Thanksgiving!

October 31, 2009

Parade Nation

Friday was a three parade day around here.

Real Man and I always take personal days on Halloween parade day.  It’s such an exciting time for the monkeys, we can’t imagine them looking out in the crowd and not seeing one or both of us. 

For yesterday’s morning parades, Real Man and I split up, as Monkey Girl and Baby Monkey had parades at the same time.

I took custody of the camera.

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I love, love, LOVE what they do for the Halloween parade at Monkey Girl’s new school!

First, the principal blasts some Halloween music, ala The Monster Mash, the kids come out, by class, and parade twice around the parking lot.

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After the parade, the classes all go to these pre-painted circles on the pavement and they do some dancing and then they play some games.

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The pure joy on the faces on those hundreds of kids was just wonderful to see.  I love a Halloween parade!

In the afternoon, I headed over to Monkey in the Middle’s school, where I helped get kids in costumes and took class photos for the teacher.  Then, I headed outside and met Real Man in the back for the parade.

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Monkey in the Middle is not comfortable being the center of attention, but will give me a smile every now and then.

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When it was time to go back inside, Mr. Serious had returned and he did his best, serious, Stormtrooper walk as he went inside the building.  I wish I had had the time to get a full body shot of the walk, a his arms were straight down at his sides and he leaned forward on his toes as he went.  Real Man and I looked at each other and said, “What is he doing???”  Then we smiled, because really…it was cute.

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So, one more parade today on Halloween.  It’s raining right now, and I’m really hoping it clears up or we’ll have some very disappointed monkeys around here.  Apparently four parades aren’t enough.  We need five.

So, enjoy your Halloween and may it be as magical and mystical as it was when you were a kid…

Whether you are in character…

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Or are just enjoying the day with good friends…

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