Today, Monkey Girl wrassled, yes I said “wrassled,” a bear.
She was so brave. She walked up to that bear and wrestled him to the ground.
Then, she stuffed him and mounted him.
Then, she made fire out by rubbing two sticks together, outside of the wigwam she had made earlier in the day.
OR…
Perhaps we just went to the Morris County Great Swamp Nature Center with her Girl Scout Troop.
Aside from the fact we were completely exsanguinated by the mosquitoes…
…it was a great time!
