I’m going to start this post with a disclaimer. I write some of my blogs ahead of time, and this is one of those blogs. Those of you who live in my area were all shocked and dismayed to find snow falling from the sky yesterday. A good amount of snow.
Some have even asked if today’s blog will be about the snow. To that, I say no.
I am ignoring the snow from yesterday. I don’t believe in snow in October. It didn’t happen, as far as I am concerned.
And so, I continue with my autumn blogging.
You may think that living in the suburbs allows a certain amount of safety from the dangers of the world.
You may think that fall in the suburbs is just beautiful colors and raking leaves.
And part of that is true.
Here are some pictures of our yard. It’s still early fall and everything hasn’t really changed as much as it will in a few weeks.
Looks peaceful. Looks like it will be a heck of a job to rake. However, looks relatively safe. Yes?
NO!!!
In the fall, we are constantly under attack. We have to run from the front door to the car. When the kids play outside, they need to wear helmets, because you never know when the missles will be flying.
What are these missles of which I speak?
Acorns.
I swept my deck the morning I took these next two photos. I took these photos at 1:30 pm.
It would be one thing if the acorns were just gently falling from the trees, but I am convinced that the squirrels and chipmunks are actually sitting in the trees, taking their aim and hurling them at us.
My van has little dents in the roof and hood from being pelted from the acorns.
Monkey Girl was actually awoken the other night by a particularly loud load of acorns being thrust out of the trees at the house.
Look at the lawn!
I don’t actually make them wear helmets, but we’ve all been hit in the head with the acorns and let me tell you, it’s not fun.
So, sure…come and visit us in the suburbs…but be careful.
You may be taking your life into your own hands.
