My Real Life

This past Sunday night, 60 Minutes did a piece on the 9/11 Museum in NYC.

Joe Daniels, the President of the 9/11 Memorial, was interviewed as he explained how decisions were made about what to include, and exclude, from the Museum, which will open next year.

One of the sentences that really struck me was when Lesley Stahl said that when the museum opens, no one under the age of 17 will have any real, first-hand memories of the events of that day.

That really blew my mind because I remember every single second of that day as if it happened yesterday.

I’m gearing up to take the 8th graders to DC, and we visit many museums and memorials and I’ve always wondered how they decided what would be displayed and what wouldn’t.

This was pretty eye-opening and, of course, I couldn’t be prouder of Joe, whom I’ve been proud to know since 7th grade.

If you missed it on Sunday, please take some time and watch today.

60 Minutes Interview with Joe Daniels

I had a mind full of blog posts to write this weekend.

I was going to write them all and schedule them to post throughout the week.

That was the plan.

But there were games of catch to be played.

A new croquet set to break in.

Badminton racquets that needed some exercise.

Neighbors to annoy with the incessant sound of a basketball bouncing and hitting off the backboard.

Meals to be grilled.

When we finally came inside, there was “sitting on the ground volleyball” to be played in the basement.

Make-believe games to be imagined.

At the end of the day on Sunday, here is where I found myself…

…and there is nowhere else I would have rather been.

I had my first book signing last night.

I’m not going to go into painstaking detail, but I will say a few things.

1.  They had wine and cheetos.

That’s right.  I had Cheetos for dinner.

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2.  Someone walked up to the book signing table, pointed at me and said my name.

When I asked how she knew me, she said it was because she had seen me on the front page of the paper.

Highlight of my night.

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3.  Despite the fact that I spend my entire life speaking to children and adults, in large groups, sometimes in the hundreds and never even break a sweat, as I started to read the essay I chose for the night, my hands started to shake like Shakira’s hips.

And they don’t lie, my friends.

So, I put down the paper and started talking with my hands, which is more comfortable anyway.

I may have actually sung a little.

That part is a bit of a blur.

I don’t think I was nervous, but the shaking was present.

Could have been my blood sugar.

It also could have been the fact that these two were staring me down all night long:

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4.  We had one hater.

Some woman walked by the table, looked at the book disdainfully and said, “Oh…it’s the Pee Alone book,” and walked off with a haughtiness that I haven’t seen since Dynasty went off the air.

But, you haven’t arrived until someone hates you, right?

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5.  We sold tons of books, we loved chatting with the women who came to buy, and we signed our names in beautiful 80’s glam colored Sharpies all night long.

It was a great night.

Please, please, please check out the blogs of these women.

They are all the real deal.

Genuine, funny, kind, moms.

So grateful to have met them all.

Let Me Start by Saying

Random Handprints

The Fordeville Diaries

Bad Parenting Moments

Please also check out The Farmhouse Store.

That place is incredible.

Beautiful, beautiful furniture and decorations.

They practically had to kick us out at the end of the night because none of us wanted to leave the comfort of the store.

Could be my new favorite place.

Mommy Shorts is doing a project called “For Those Who Need a Smile: Babes in a Mug.”

It’s adorable, and they are sweet pictures to look at, guaranteed to make you smile.

I gave it a shot, and so, for your Thursday viewing pleasure, here is Tiny in a mug.

Smile.

It’s Thursday.

We’re almost done.

Real Man asked me a question, via text, while I was in the car, so in an effort to not text and drive, I vocally responded with Siri.

What I actually responded was:

“When I took Julia before, they usually have Dance, Dance Revolution or some other game, and then they announce the winner of Coins for a Cause.”

Here’s what Siri thought I said:

I hate her.

I had a long day yesterday.

In the middle of my long day, I read this post and it broke my heart.

I cried, alone in my classroom, during my lunch break.

After school, I had a meeting and when the meeting was over, Monkey Girl and I hit the pharmacy to pick up a prescription.

While we waited, I checked Facebook on my phone and saw a bunch of posts about something happening in Boston.

When Monkey Girl and I got in the car, we turned on talk radio and heard more about it.

On the way to the bank, Monkey Girl read me a few news reports, and by the time we were actually heading home, all I wanted to do was get home and hug my babies.

I envisioned us snuggling on the couch, watching whatever the hell they wanted, or playing a board game or coloring or…

You get the picture.

As I pulled in the driveway, Tiny’s babysitter pulled in behind me to drop him off.

He had a runny nose and was grumpy.

She said he had been biting during the day and wasn’t in a great mood.

I picked him up and held on tight and in we went.

Where we were met with Monkey in the Middle and Baby Monkey, both of whom were already whining about homework and the fact that there was roast beef for dinner.

Over the course of the next two hours, there was biting (from Tiny), fresh talk (from Monkey in the Middle), and crying and stomping around (from Baby Monkey).

My parents stopped by because my Dad has been out of town for a week and he missed the monkeys and even they couldn’t get out of here fast enough.

And finally, it got to the point where I just wanted to be left alone for five minutes.

Two hours earlier, all I could think about was getting my hands on those little people and hugging them and snuggling them and just loving the heck outta them.

And now, I wanted an escape.

And the guilt began to creep in.

What was wrong with me?

Had I forgotten about the awful things that had happened to so many people throughout the day?

Had I forgotten about the frailty of human life?  The fact that life is short and that we should appreciate every single second we are given and squander it and wish it away?

And then I realized, no…I hadn’t forgotten.

I still remembered and my heart still broke for all of those who suffered that day.

And I can remember and mourn and cry and at the same time, realize, that life goes on.

It goes on all around us.

I can feel the pain and still be annoyed at the behavior of my kids and not need to feel guilty about it.

It’s okay.

It reminded me of this post by Jessica Watson, one of my co-authors, as she describes how she learned to go on after losing her daughter.

I’ve shared it before, but I think it’s worth another read.

So, hug your babies tight for sure.

But remember…it’s okay to be human.

As I mentioned in yesterday’s post, I’ve been walking around here, talking with a British accent for the past few weeks.

I love the British.

I do.

First of all, I love the fact that their history goes back so far.

Yes, I live in a historic town and can say “Hey, George Washington may have stood on this exact spot.”

They can say “Yeah, Julius Caesar stood here when he came to conquer.”

Uh…awesome.

Secondly, I love the fact that the Brits are so laid back about so many things.

I know, I know…

The British have a reputation as being sticks in the mud, but I really think that, for the most part, they have a much more relaxed attitude about things than Americans do.

I know it’s a European thing, and not necessarily a British thing, but I like it.

For example, on American television, when there is an interracial or gay relationship, it is discussed and debated to death.

It’s a huge deal.

On British television, no one really cares.

It’s nothing “special” because it’s just life.

Love that.

The Brits have more of a dry sense of humor, and I love that, as well.

Their humor is a bit more cerebral…less in your face, and I appreciate the subtlety.

Also, you never really know what’s going to happen on British tv.

The guy doesn’t always get the girl.

The hero doesn’t always succeed.

You don’t always get the happy ending, and I like that.

Sounds weird, but I appreciate them not pandering to me.

Makes me think a little more.

I don’t think it’s any big surprise that when the US takes British shows and make them American, they aren’t always as funny as their British counterparts.

Some of my favorite shows are British.

Dr. Who, Downton Abbey.

I spent last summer watching British movies on Netflix.

Really, really good stuff.

And maybe, just maybe, I love the British because they aren’t from here.

They are from somewhere I’ve always wanted to go, and have never been, and can’t imagine when I’m actually going to be able to go, and they represent a dream I’ve had since I can remember.

1.

Ryan Gosling teacher memes

Normally, I’m not really into the whole meme thing.

Some make me giggle, but for the most part, I could take them or leave them.

And then I started seeing these, and they definitely make me laugh.

Because they apply to me, because no one would ever say these things, and because Ryan Gosling is nice to look at.

So, here are two:

2.

The show, Parenthood.

I’ve been watching this season, but then, my friend, Tara, said I should go back and watch from Season 1 on Netflix.

So, I have been, and I love it.

I identify, in some way, with every single character on the show.

I’ve been them all at different times in my life, and that’s probably why I love it so much.

It’s just a great show about complicated family relationships and how people get through their lives.

I find it to be pretty darn real, and I love it.

3.

This Kmart commercial:

4.

Speaking with a British accent.

Go ahead, call me crazy, but I’ve been walking around here speaking with a British accent for weeks.

I actually have to catch myself, sometimes, at work, because I start to lapse into the accent.

My friends will tell you…ever since I was a kid, I’ve done the accents.

All of them.

My old co-workers at my old school district will tell you I was a master of impersonation on a daily basis.

It’s kinda my thing.

When I was in high school and college, I worked my way through in retail in a local department store.

I spoke in different accents, when dealing with customers, every single day.

Of course, it could get confusing when I would have repeat customers, but I just looked at them like they were crazy when they would say “Wait…I thought you were from Scotland?  You sound like you’re from Texas today?”

Anyway, the kids and I get our daily allowance of Dr. Who and I am a huge fan of Downton Abbey, and even some of the shows that Tiny watches on the telly (see that…the telly…I’m actually writing British now) have little cartoon characters with British accents.

So, I’m surrounded, and I just gave in.

The monkeys are all on board and love it, although Monkey in the Middle will meet his limit some days and ask me to stop, or will remind me before we walk into a store, “No British in here, okay Mom?”

I comply.

There will be plenty of other ways I can embarrass him over the next 40 or 50 years.

5.

The fact that people are actually going to pay money to have me sign a book and read some stuff from my blog on Thursday night.

Yeah, that’s right.

A few co-authors and I will be having a book signing at Westfield’s Girl’s Night Out this Thursday night.

It’s exciting but I, whose nickname could be “She Who Never Knows What to Wear and Even When She Asks People She Always Winds Up Wearing Something Weird” or “She Who is Completely Awkward in Social Situations Even When the Focus ISN’T on Her” is more than a little nervous.

However, it’s kinda awesome.

You want the truth?

I’m tired.

Shot.

Done.

Weary to the bone.

I don’t believe I’ve ever been this tired in my entire life, and that, my friends, is not an exaggeration.

It’ll pass.

I just happen to be in a ridiculous place right now.

Thank goodness I actually like everything that I’m doing, because I have friends who are running at the same pace at jobs they hate, or all alone when they come home at the end of the day.

But, even loving it does not take away the fact that I’m tired.

Just. So. Tired.

One of my favorite songs of all time is American Tune by Paul Simon.

It keeps running through my head, these days.

Over and over and over.

So, give it a listen and then it can run through your head for awhile.

And give me a break.

‘Cuz I need it.