My Real Life

May 9, 2010

Mother’s Day

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…and then there was this homemade card from Baby Monkey.

See if you can figure out what it is.

It’s quite touching, really.

Did you figure it out?

Okay, I’ll help.

For Mother’s Day, Baby Monkey drew me a picture of the explosion that ruined our local public library last week.

He said, “I know how much you love the library, so I drew you a picture of the library explosion!”

Nothing says love like an explosion picture.

I have to say, this was a banner Mother’s Day.

I spent the day with my parents, my monkey babies, and Real Man.

We laughed and played and just enjoyed ourselves all day long.

Here’s hoping that all of the other mothers, mothers-to-be, mother-in-laws, grandmothers, and every other kind of mother there is out there had a wonderful day, as well!

Happy Mother’s Day!

May 8, 2010

Sometimes You’re the Windshield…

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…and sometimes you’re the bug.

This past week, I was the bug.

Smushed, flat, guts-a-oozing.

Granted, it could have been worse, and taken alone, any one of the things that happened would have been completely managable.

Put them all together over the course of a few days?

Stick a fork in me…I’m done.

So, I won’t regale you with everything that happened.

Let me just share the few of which I have photo evidence.

By Thursday morning, I was already suffering ticks from the week I had experienced, so I stopped at Dunkin’ Donuts to treat myself to a strawberry coolatta and a reduced fat blueberry muffin.  (Yes, I know…both bad news for diabetics…let’s just be glad I wasn’t buying myself a king sized Hershey bar and a jar or peanut butter.)

I got to work and, well, worked, and after awhile, I had a few minutes to eat my muffin.

I opened it up and found…

…smushed.

I found it to be a perfect visual representation of my week.

When I got home on Thursday, I found this…

Yeah, the garbage men picked up the garbage of EVERYONE ELSE in the neighborhood, except for ours.

The bright spot in the week was taking Monkey Girl to a Girl Scout event called Mad science.  She loved it, and I loved watching her.

She is such a good girl.

On the way home, I missed my exit off of route 80, and we got stuck in bumper-to-bumper, standing still traffic.  We didn’t get home until 9:30.

My wonderful Real Man had a big bowl of popcorn ready for me, so we could snuggle in and watch tv together.

I climbed into bed, reached for the bowl, and…

Amy wept.

May 4, 2010

Active vs. Passive

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When Monkey Girl and Monkey in the Middle watch television, they fall into a coma.

They become engrossed in the show and could easily be mistaken for zombies.

Baby Monkey has a different method of television watching.

Whatever the show, he finds a toy that matches the show and plays away.

Watching Bob the Builder…he pulls out the tools.

Watching Fireman Sam…he puts on his firefighter gear.

Watching Thomas…he takes out trains.

I think you get the gist.

However, just in case you aren’t sure, let me show you.

Watching the Wiggles…

Definitely not a passive tv guy.

Come to think of it, he’s not passive about anything in life.

Hopefully he’ll never lose that quality.

May 3, 2010

Traditional vs. Non-Traditional

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In our house, we cover the spread on just about anything.

My kids all like to do things completely differently.

They are unique and independent, and even though they all love each other a ridiculous amount, (probably more than is normal for brothers and sisters), they still retain their own preferences.

Dessert tonight was a good example of this.

Monkey Girl…traditional:

Baby Monkey…not so much with the traditional:

In fact, Baby Monkey believes that everything tastes better when dipped in milk.

Ice pops (which he calls “Whomp-a-Dongs”), green beans, roast beef, gum, etc.

Yup…we’ve got it all.

May 2, 2010

Some Things I Love About Kids

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The way their feet don’t touch the floor when they are sitting on just about any chair.

The way they will hold a toy all day long, no matter what they happening to be doing.

Eating, bathing, playing with another toy…doesn’t matter. 

 They will keep that death grip on the toy that is the favorite of the day, even as they fall asleep.

…and the way that they can completely become entranced in a task that to an adult may seem fruitless and a time waster, but that fills them with such satisfaction, that when they are done, their smiles can light up the world.

May 1, 2010

Construction

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My boys love construction machines.
Like, seriously love them.
Without a moments hesitation, those boys can identify any piece of constrction machinery.
“Hey Mom! A skid steer!”
“Hey Mom! A backhoe loader!”
“Hey Mom! A combine harvester!”
Okay, okay…we don’t see a lot of combine harvesters in Northern NJ.
But, if we did, those boys would be all over it!
After baseball, most kids take advantage of the awesome park at the baseball fields.
Not my boys.
They head straight for the construction toys, conveniently located at the messiest part of the park.
The sandbox.
I know, I know…
A lot of parents won’t let their kids play in a public sandbox for fear of what lurks below.
Me?
I’ve got three kids, two of which are boys.
We live dangerously.

April 30, 2010

Baseball Fan

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Baby Monkey loves baseball.

We go to Monkey in the Middle’s games and he is just transfixed by the action.

Witness.

April 28, 2010

Couldn’t If I Tried

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I came into the living room yesterday to find Monkey Boy on his ds.

Like this.

No, he didn’t fall.

He stayed like this for 1/2 hour.

I couldn’t caption this one, even if I tried.

April 27, 2010

You Win Some…

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…well, you know the rest.

Today they announced the 50 semi-finalists in the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award contest.

You may remember that I was a quarterfinalist.

I am not, however, a semi-finalist.

Am I disappointed?

You betcha.

Am I surprised?

Not really.

I read most of those excerpts and I’m shocked that most of them hadn’t already been published.

So, where do I go from here?

My immediate plan is to use tonight to wallow.

If I didn’t have choir tonight, (and if I wasn’t still sick), I’d pack the family in the car and head to Friendly’s for a 7-scoop Reese’s Peanut Butter Sundae.

However, my health and my schedule have other plans.

So, instead, I’ll go to choir, come home and snuggle up with Real Man to watch some television.

Tomorrow morning, I’ll wake up, dust myself off, and get moving with the rest of my life.

First order of business (other than work) will be to join a writer’s group that a co-worker of Real Man’s (a published co-worker of Real Man) suggested I join.

Second order of business will be to update my query with my new information:

1.  I was a quarterfinalist in the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award contest.

2.  I have two, official Amazon.com reviews, as well as 15 customer reviews…all positive.

And then…

then…

I’m just going to write.


April 25, 2010

Our Act

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This past weekend was the Talent Show at my school. 

Monkey Girl and I were going to perform, but, as you know, her allergies have been out of control lately.

They get worse as the night goes on, and she made the call, early in the week, to drop out.

It was a smart call, as by 8:30 on show night, she was red-eyed and sniffly and itchy.

However, she still really wanted to perform.

So, we decided to put on a show of our own in the basement and post it here.

Had we performed on Friday, here’s what the crowd would have seen (albeit, in nicer clothes and with brushed hair):

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