My Real Life

March 14, 2013

Puke, Poop and a Hospital Stay

Filed under: Uncategorized — Amy @ 6:00 am

I’ll start by apologizing for not having any original content for a few days.

I’m usually ridiculously consistent with posting every day, and probably leave some of you thinking ‘Take a day off, Amy…this one is not your best stuff.”

However, the past few days have been more than a little unusual around our house.

It started on Friday when Tiny’s babysitter texted me at work to tell me that he had thrown up twice and had a fever of 101.6.

Nothing to panic about.

He’s 2, and two year-olds throw up and get fevers…it goes with the territory.

However, once I picked him up, he continued to throw up and added in diarrhea.

Fast forward to Sunday morning and we are at a point where he has been throwing up just plain water because he can’t even tolerate three small sips of it.

I was scared.

We called our doctor and I asked if we should take him to the hospital, because I was watching him become completely lethargic,  (which screamed dehydration to me), he hadn’t smiled in two days, and when he cried, there were no tears.

She said yes, and so we called my mom to come babysit the other kids and we began to prep.

He’s the youngest of four, so this ain’t our first time at the ER rodeo.

We packed a bag with extra diapers, a change of clothes, and snacks and drinks for Real Man and I, and off we went.

The E.R. is always a trip.

It was fairly busy, as is the norm, and so while we waited, the people-watching began.

First to entertain us was the girl who appeared to be in her early twenties who walked in with pajama pants and skin tight t-shirt that said “Angel” in rhinestones across the back.

She walked up to the counter and said, “I was here about four days ago.  It still burns when I pee.  I need to see a doctor.  BUT…I need to get out of here in about an hour and a half.  I have somewhere else to be.”

The E.R. admitting nurse told her she couldn’t guarantee that she’d be out quickly and gestured at the full waiting room.

“Yeah,” the girl said.  “Well, that’s not gonna work for me.”

Amazingly, they did fast track her so she was out of our hair.

Perhaps I need to learn the art of “this is my world and you are all just living in it.”

Of course, with my luck, I’d say something like “that’s not gonna work for me” and they’d say “Tough,” and put me at the end of the line.

The next piece of entertainment was a man who had been in one of the back rooms and was ready to be discharged, but he didn’t have a ride.

He asked if he could use the phone to call a cab.

In one of the triage rooms, he yells out “What’s the number for a cab company?”

“Just call 411,” the nurse calls back.

“Do I have to dial something to get out?”

“Dial ‘9’ to get out!”

“So, 9-973-411?”

“No, sir.  Just 411.”

“No 9?”

“Yes, 9.  Dial 9-411.”

“No 973?”

“No, sir.”

“What do I say when they answer?”

…and on it went until the nurse finally looked up local cab companies online and yelled out an actual number for him to dial and had to do the “dial 9” dance all over again.

There were signs everywhere about people with the flu or flu-like symptoms wearing facial masks, and when I looked around, all I could think of was news footage of Japan during the SARS outbreak, and started wondering exactly who would be Patient Zero.

Eventually it was our turn, moved us into the back and the poking and prodding began.

The results came back and I was very glad that we had brought him.

He was, obviously, dehydrated.  His sugars were low.  His bicarbonates, which are supposed to be 24, were down to 14.

They immediately hooked him up to an IV and started monitoring.

After a few hours, things were not improving, so they admitted him.

Dehydration due to the Rotavirus.

Dehydration is scary.

You’ve seen the pictures.  You know how full of life Tiny is.

He was a lump.  A lifeless, muscle-toneless lump.

No smiles.  No tears.  No nothing.

I spent much of my time, over the next four days, looking at this view.

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He was in the “No Contact” room, which meant that every single person who came in had to suit up with a plastic gown and gloves, and he couldn’t leave the room for any reason.

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No playroom visits for us.

One room.  Tiny and Real Man and I (Real Man stayed with us during the day, but went home to be with the other monkeys every night.)  No toys, until they finally brought in some toys that they were ready to throw away anyway, because once he played with them, they were going to throw them away because they couldn’t disinfect them enough to make them safe for other kids.  Tiny tethered to the bed because of the IV which had a line that wasn’t quite long enough for him to walk around with, and he couldn’t really go anywhere anyway.

My. Poor. Baby.

We snuggled. I held him close for so many hours straight, I sweated straight through three outfits in two days.

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At points, it was heartbreaking, like when he started crying and yelling “No” every time a new person came into the room because he was sure they were going to stick him with another needle.

And yet, I kept counting my lucky stars because as sick as he was, I knew he’d come out of it eventually.

There were two kids on the floor who were receiving chemotherapy.

There were others who had been there far longer than us.

Four days was a long time, but it wasn’t forever.

While I’m on the subject of gratitude, can we give it up for nurses?

Tireless, cheerful, gentle, amazing people.

And pediatric nurses?

Standing ovation.

Because it must be heartbreaking to be around sick children all day long and still keep a smile on your face.

It takes a special person.

So, it was one step forward, two steps back, but eventually, he improved enough to be allowed to go home.

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Now that we are home, Tiny and I are still attached at the hip.

Tomorrow will be rough, (probably more for me than for him) however, we are both ready to get on with our lives.

Crisis averted, back to real life and back to My Real Life.

I’m hoping while I was gone you were able to find something to read.

Something like…oh, I don’t know…my book. 🙂

If you haven’t ordered yet, please do!

We are looking to crack the NYTimes Bestsellers List.

Traditionally, not a place for self-publishers, but if we can keep up our momentum, it’s doable.

So, help some women out…read our book!

March 13, 2013

Where I’ve Been

Filed under: Uncategorized — Amy @ 6:00 am

Things are really blowing up here, at My Real Life.

Publicity for the book has earned me some new readers and subscribers, and I haven’t written anything new in days.

When the blog needs me the most, I’ve been absent.

Because Tiny needs me more.

I’ve been in the hospital with Tiny since Sunday and am hoping, wishing and praying that we can come home today.

He has the Rotavirus and as soon as they disconnect the IV, he’s not drinking enough to keep himself hydrated, so we keep having to stay.

I can tell you the entire line-up of the Disney channel, and am actually now eagerly awaiting the Wizards of Waverly Place movie that is coming out this weekend…and I am setting the DVR for the new episode of Sofia the First at 9:30 on Friday morning.

I have changed more diapers over the past four days than in 12 years of parenting (I’m only slightly exaggerating here), and can tell you that the scrambled eggs are great, but to stay away from the mashed potatoes.

I’ll have a whole, long post for you once we get our feet back under us, but for now, I’m co-sleeping in a narrow hospital bed, soothing, kissing and loving the heck out of a very miserable little boy.

In the meantime, please visit my friend and co-author, Jessica’s blog, Four Plus an Angel, for her latest post, “There Is No ‘I’ in Team.”

It is a poignant look at the how she recovered from the grief after losing a child and how she freed herself to, once again, have “normal” reactions to parenting situations.

It’s a beautifully written post, and I encourage you to check it out.

March 10, 2013

Sunday Wrap-Up

Filed under: Uncategorized — Amy @ 6:00 am

I’m elbow deep in disgusting diapers, toddler vomit, fevers and baths.

Let me give you an example.

Tiny has a stomach bug.

I changed his clothes four times yesterday.

At one point, I got him into the bathroom (too late, so there was a trail of vomit that followed us there) and when he was done, I stripped his clothes off.  I told him to stay put while I grabbed the paper towels.  Why I thought he’d listen, I don’t know, but the next thing I know, I hear a ka-thump and a big cry.

You guessed it.  He slipped and fell in his own vomit and was now flipping around in it like Shamoo at a Sea World show, sobbing at the fact that I had taken two steps outside the bathroom and had abandoned him to this fate.

So, I’ve been dividing my time, this weekend, between sickness and triumph as I’ve watched “I Just Want to Pee Alone” climb to the very top of the charts on Amazon books, Kindle books, and iTunes.

If you haven’t yet ordered or downloaded your copy, please click through on the link to the right.  It will be well worth your time and your money.

The result of all of these ups and downs is that I’ve got absolutely no original content for you, today.

However, because sick kids tend to like to look at pictures of themselves in happier times, I have spent some time going back through my archives and, today, I was struck by three older posts that I’d like to share with you.

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Item #1 is this post from March 2010.

It made me laugh because, apparently, I am now repeating posts on the blog without even knowing it.

Do I need to go back and read everything I’ve ever written to make sure I don’t repeat?

Yikes.

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Then, I came across this post from April 2010.

I can’t even handle that she was ever this little.

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The last of the old posts for today is this one, titled “My Favorite Time of Day.”

Amazing how it still holds true, after all this time.

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I figured I’d finish up by sharing all of the links to the bloggers that are in “I Just Want to Pee Alone.”

If you are having a lazy Sunday afternoon (yeah…because we all have those, right?) take some time and click through.

Good women, good stories, good stuff.
People I Want to Punch in the Throat
Insane in the Mom Brain
The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva
Baby Sideburns
Rants From Mommyland
You Know it Happens at Your House Too
The Underachiever’s Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess
My Life and Kids
Bad Parenting Moments
Let Me Start By Saying
Frugalista Blog
Suburban Snapshots
Ninja Mom
Four Plus an Angel
Honest Mom
Binkies and Briefcases
Naps Happen
Kelley’s Break Room
Toulouse & Tonic
HouseTalkN
Hollow Tree Ventures
The Fordeville Diaries
Snarkfest
Mom’s New Stage
Nurse Mommy Laughs
The Dose of Reality
The Mom of the Year
Life on Peanut Layne
Momaical
Cloudy, With a Chance of Wine
Confessions of a Cornfed Girl
I Love Them Most When They’re Sleeping
Random Handprints
RachRiot
You’re My Favorite Today
Funny is Family

March 9, 2013

20 Questions

Filed under: Uncategorized — Amy @ 6:00 am

Recently, I’ve been going through some of my old posts, in an effort to pull out some golden oldies to share with my newer readers.

In my searches, I came across this post.

I thought it might be interesting (at least, interesting to me) to re-answer the questions, four years later.

A lot has happened in four years.

We’ve moved, we had Tiny, I switched positions within my school, Real Man earned a promotion, I turned 40, I got published, I gained weight, I lost weight, I gained weight, I lost weight.

A lot has happened in four years.

So, here are today’s answers to these 20 Questions:

 

1. Show us the inside of something cute.

I’ve got a sick toddler, here, people.

I think I’ve been seeing enough of what’s inside of something cute for all of us for quite some time.

Trust me on this one.

 

2. What’s the last homecooking you had?

I made baked mac and cheese last night.

Elbow macaroni, cheddar cheese, milk, cream of mushroom sauce.

Mix it all together and bake at 350 for an hour.

Delish.

 

3. What do you miss?

I miss my Grandma.

I think she’d get a real kick out of me writing part of a book.

I also think she’d get a real kick out of the monkeys.

 

4. What makes you laugh often?

The first answer is, obviously, Real Man and the monkeys.

We’ve got a lot of great laughter in my house.

The second answer is the women with whom I share “I Just Want to Pee Alone.”

I didn’t join a sorority in college, but I sure feel like I’m in one now, and good lord, these women make me laugh.

Finally, I am laughing until I need my inhaler at these videos on You Tube.

One of my colleagues shared them with me, (because you have to have the sense of humor of a 13 year old in order to teach at a middle school), and I’ve been laughing ever since.

They have them for Adele, Taylor Swift and others, but here’s a hilarious Bon Jovi one for you:

 

5. What’s your favorite word?

Author.

Because, since the book came out yesterday, that’s how I’m viewing myself these days and it feels damn good.

 

6. What are you trying to quit?

I’m trying to quit Heath Ledger, but just like Jake Gyllenhaal, I can’t quit him.

No, I kid, although I loved Heath and am still utterly devastated over his death.

These days, I’m trying to quit Girl Scout cookies.

I have absolutely no self-control.

I ate three boxes of Tagalongs in three days and then came to school and answered an email offering people extra boxes and bought three more.

I have a problem.

 

7. What’s your favorite commercial right now?

I laugh out loud every single time I see the Volkswagen commercial with the Dad teaching his son how to throw a baseball.

 

8. Whose style do you dig?

I gotta stay with my 2009 answer here, folks.

Jennifer Garner. Without a doubt. I’ve never seen someone so incredibly comfortable with herself. She’s just as beautiful in jeans and a t-shirt as she is on the red carpet. She just strikes me as a beautiful, happy woman who enjoys life. So, the style I admire isn’t necessarily fashion, but her style of living.

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9. Link to a great blog you’ve discovered lately.

Well, as you know, I’ve recently discovered 36 great blogs, but I’m going to link you to the blog that started this whole anthology writing scheme…People I Want to Punch in the Throat.

 

10. What’s the last craft you made?

Uh…um…uh…I’ve not been particularly crafty lately.

In fact, I’m not sure I even remember the last craft I made.

I can pretty much guarantee that I haven’t done anything crafty in over a year.

Maybe two.

 

11. A photo of the last happy mail you got :]

Yeah, I’m not going to take a picture of it, because of all of the details on it, but yesterday I received an invitation to a baby shower.

Very happy mail, indeed.

 

12. Something you’ve got lately?

A mild case of bronchitis?

A migraine?

3 extra pounds that I call “Tagalong,” “Samoa,” and “Thin Mint”?

A baby with a stomach bug?

Take your pick.

 

13. What are you looking forward to?

Next weekend, I’m heading into the city to hang with my girls.

We haven’t gotten together since Kim’s wedding and we’ve all had some changes in our lives and it will be nice just to decompress and hang together!

Can’t wait. Seriously can’t wait.

 

14. Post a recent snapshot of yourself.

You can just refer back to this post for a slew of recent snapshots of me.

 

15. Recent Favorite Movie?

I haven’t actually watched a movie in awhile, so I don’t really know.

So, I’ll answer it differently.

I’m hoping to see “Oz” and I think it will be my favorite movie for awhile.

Just need to get everyone healthy and have an unscheduled minute in our weekends before we can even think about going.

Maybe when it comes out on DVD.

 

16. Something you’re working on right now?

I’m working on editing my novel and getting it published, which is pretty much what I was working on in 2009.

That whole full-time job, four kids, husband, house gig takes up too much time!

 

17. If a movie were made about you, who would play you?

Still Reese Witherspoon, although, some days, I feel more like Melissa McCarthy.

 

18. What gives you goosebumps?

The t.v. show, Scandal.

I’m a little obsessed.

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19. Share a new obsession.

Wait…I think I just did.

Okay, let’s pick another one.

coach

 

I kinda can’t stop thinking about this adorable purse since I blogged about it awhile ago.

It is so non-functional for my life and way out of my budget.

I love it, though.

So much.

 

20. What’s the meaning of your life?

I want to make people smile, raise happy, well-adjusted kids, and be a good person.

Other than that, the rest is all gravy.

 

 

March 8, 2013

It’s Time!!!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Amy @ 5:26 pm

So…originally we weren’t going to start pushing the sales of the book until Monday, but several factors gave us a jump start (like Amazon promoting it themselves and our subsequent rise on the sales charts) and so we’ve decided to push ahead and start our major promotion today!  Since it’s been released, we’ve already hit the top 10 Amazon Hot New Releases!

That being said…

It’s time to buy my book!!!

If you buy the book using the link to Amazon on the right-hand side of my blog page, I will make a small percentage from the sale of the book (in fact, it’s the only money I make from this book aside from a small writing fee) so please use my link to purchase if you’re getting it through Amazon. (Please remember you can use this link for all of your Amazon needs.  It will take you to my book, but you can navigate away from there once you get to the site.)   I appreciate your business and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!  I haven’t found a story yet that hasn’t made me smile, laugh, chuckle and there’s even one that made me cry AND laugh at the same time!
The essays are raw and unfiltered, so it is not for the faint of heart.  These ladies are funny, and these ladies are as real as it gets.  My essay is pretty tame in comparison to many of the hysterical stories in the book, but they all are guaranteed to make you smile.
If you buy the book, read it and absolutely LOVE IT, we would greatly appreciate it if you’d go back to Amazon and leave a review of the book. This is really very helpful with sales. If you didn’t like it after you’ve read it, do me a favor. Tell ME, don’t go and tell Amazon. I take constructive criticism much better than sales ratings at Amazon do.

Right now, the book is available at Amazon in both paperback and Kindle format.  It will soon be available through Barnes & Noble as well as iTunes.

So, thank you in advance, and I can’t wait to hear your thoughts!!!

 

 

Five Question Friday

Filed under: Uncategorized — Amy @ 6:00 am

1. Does your family coordinate clothing for church on holidays like Easter?

No.

Never.

We barely coordinate our own outfits for ourselves on a daily basis, much less bother coordinating with each other.

2. How do you get out of a funk?

Dancing, baby.

Really loud music and just dancing and totally rocking out.

Works every single time.

3. Online friends – real friendships or not?

If you had asked me this five years ago, I think I might have said not real.

However, in that time, I believe I’ve found that the nature of human relationships has changed and that it is possible to create and sustain real friendships online.

I have friends who met their spouses online and before they met, they started friendships.

Some of them were friends for a year or two, online, before they finally met.

They are in some, what appear to be, very strong marriages.

I’ve built friendships with people I knew a bit,in person, but online have come to know much better and these friendships, as well, are very real and very special to me.

Of course, there are people who create faux personas (and I don’t mean people who steal identities) and put a face online that they would like people to think is real, when, in fact, they are far from their real selves, but these aren’t the people I’m talking about.

So, online friends…real friendships, indeed.

4. What is the one food you must eat in a restaurant (not make yourself)?

Um, considering my extremely limited cooking skills, I’d say just about anything on the menu.

If I had to pick one, I’d go with filet mignon.  There is nothing like a good filet.

And when I cook it, it is not a good filet.

I will also order chicken quesadillas wherever I go.

I make quesadillas, but not chicken quesadillas, so I’m a bit of a restaurant connoisseur of the chicken quesadilla.

5. What would happen in your home if you ran out of ketchup?

Nothing.

No one around here eats ketchup except Real Man, and even then, he only eats it on meatloaf or hamburgers.

I think the ketchup we currently have in the fridge has lasted almost two years.

Why?

What happens in other homes when they run out of ketchup?

I’m a little intrigued!

March 7, 2013

Confession Time

Filed under: Uncategorized — Amy @ 6:00 am

I have a confession to make.

It’s a startling confession and it may have some of you questioning if you even really know me.

Heck…it has me questioning if I even really know myself.

There are certain things I have always known to be true about myself, and I am shaken to the core to find that one of those things is no longer true.

It started out as a mistake.

An accident, really.

But then it took hold and I can’t seem to shake it.

I figure the best way to deal with a demon is to face it head on, so here it is…

I like country music.

There, I said it.

See, I have lived my whole live in New Jersey, 45 minutes outside of NYC.

I’m an 80’s Jersey Girl and I grew up on hair bands and heavy metal.

I have always said that I like every kind of music…except country.

Granted, my exposure to country music was limited to my high school youth group trips to Appalachia and drunken frat boys in college belting out “I Got Friends in Low Places,” but that was enough for me to decide that country wasn’t for me.

Until last week.

I was driving in the car and it was one of those awful radio times when every single station is at a commercial and all you want to do is sing something.

So, I set the radio to scan.

Talk, talk, talk, talk, wait!

I stopped at some lovely little tune about some woman whose mother was telling her to suck it up and put on some make-up and quit whining about the guy that she just lost.

I stayed and listened to the whole thing, because really, whose mother hasn’t been critical of them in their lives?

Sorry, Mom…but you know it’s true.

That song ended and another started.

Some duet where the couple has broken up and each of them is talking about how hard it is to make it look easy to go on without the other.

I’m a huge fan of forbidden/unrequited/lost love stories, so I listened to that one, too.

By this time, I had reached my destination, so I got out and went about my business.

But, when I got back in the car, the station started back up and I didn’t even bother to change.

Song after song after song…all country.

Each one telling a different story that sucked me in.

None of them were deep, earth-shattering revelations.

You couldn’t really dance to any of them.

I wouldn’t say any of them were in my top 100 favorites of all time.

But they hooked me.

And…and…

And I programmed the station into my radio and now…I’m a frequent listener.

I don’t believe this changes me.

It doesn’t make me a bad person.

My lifetime membership as a Jersey Girl will not be revoked.

It’s just time for a little redefinition of who I am.

I’m a girl who likes all kinds of music…even country.

March 6, 2013

What I Really Do

Filed under: Uncategorized — Amy @ 6:00 am

One of the hats I wear is choral director of the spring musical.

My job is to teach all of the students each song in the play and rehearse it with them over and over and over again until they finally have it down.

Or, at least, I thought that’s what my job was.

We have an amazing photographer, Ted, who takes photos during our rehearsals and then shares them with us.

Based on these photos, I’m thinking that perhaps I do something quite different than what I thought I was doing.

For example, apparently I spent a good portion of the time imitating a big mouth bass.

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I also seem to try to intimidate people with my “Oh really?  You think so?” stare.

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When I’m not doing either of those two things, I’m busy

a) inspiring people by telling them they are doing a great job

b) giving the cast a review of the film “Sweet Home Alabama”

c) going back to my science teacher days and giving a lecture on the evolution of the opposable thumb

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I am also consistently busy playing Candy Crush taking copious notes on the sets.

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Or, when all else fails, I just spend my time being awesome.

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I kid, of course.

It’s a freaking ton of work, but it’s worth every single second.

We did “Annie” this year and it was incredible.

The kids brought tears to my eyes and there wasn’t a person in the sold out audience who didn’t walk away feeling like they had gotten more than their money’s worth.

Nine more months and I’ll be right back in the fray again.

Until then…

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…I’ll dream of “Hard-Knock Life” …for the fifty billionth time.

March 5, 2013

5 Reasons Why I’m a Catch

Filed under: Uncategorized — Amy @ 6:00 am

So, the other day, I wrote about the top 5 things I do that make my husband crazy.

I thought it would only be fair if I devoted equal time to my better qualities.

So, today, I offer you:

The 5 Top Things That Make Me a Catch

1.  I’m a cheap date.

I work full-time, teach piano after work, come home and parent four kids and take care of a house.

I’m happy just to get out for a few minutes.

So, I don’t need to be wined and dined.

In fact, I don’t really drink, so Real Man doesn’t even have to spend money on alcohol if we go out.

I’m not a stickler about what constitutes a meal when it comes to feeding myself (I’m a little stricter about what I like to feed the kids) so I’m happy with a shared large bucket of popcorn at the movies as my dinner.

Heck, I may or may not change out of my jeans/sweats if we go to a movie, so he doesn’t need to worry about gussying himself up, either, which means spending less on clothes.

We take the kids to the movies and earn points on our Stubs card, so by the time we get to a movie ourselves, we’ve usually earned enough points for the movie and the food to be free.

We’re already married, so he doesn’t have to worry about trying to get me back to his place afterwards, so no post-date schmoozing required.

For Real Man, dating me is easy.

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2.  I’m around children all day.

My history students, my piano students, my own monkeys.

This means I’m surrounded by pre-teen and small child banter all day long, and while I enjoy it immensely, by the time Real Man comes home, when he starts talking, I hang on every word of the adult talk.

Really, honey?  They’ve implemented a new system for the QR3 integration with the 507 forms, which gets implemented with the database?

Tell me more.

Because his stories usually don’t involve excuses about homework, boyfriend troubles, One Direction, farts, poop, or vomit.

I’m a great audience.

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3.  The way my teeth are situated in my mouth, I have a little bit of a spot where I place the curved end of a hanger as I hang, button, and adjust the collars of Real Man’s work shirts while doing laundry.

Does this make me a catch?

Don’t know…however, it was while standing in the laundry room with hanger in mouth that I thought to myself, (sarcastically) “I’m a real catch” and thus the idea for this post was born.

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4.  I make Valentine’s Day a breeze.

I don’t like flowers.

a) I’m allergic.

2) I don’t really need something else to take care of around here.

Because I’m diabetic, I can’t have candy, and even though I’m a bad diabetic and have been known to indulge with some candy or cookies sometimes, in general, I try to be good, and Real Man is very supportive of that.

I’m not big into jewelry and if I’m going to get anything, I’d rather pick it out myself, and it will take me thirty trips to the jewelry store to pick it out, so why bother.?

So, Valentine’s Day?

No pressure.

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5. I write a blog.

Not only do I write a blog, but I write a blog where I say pretty much anything and everything that comes into my head.

I have a feeling that some of Real Man’s partial hearing loss may be due to the years in our marriage before I wrote the blog and he was subjected to having to listen to me spout all of (she gestures broadly with her hands) this, verbally.

He reads the blog every day, so he still hears it all, but I think it’s in a much more digestable format.

Come to think of it, both of my parents have some hearing loss as well.

The only commonality between my parents and Real Man is me.

Coincidence?

Hmmm…

 

March 4, 2013

Monday Laughs

Filed under: Uncategorized — Amy @ 6:00 am

Since I spent yesterday on the couch with NatGeoWild channel and hosting a Girl Scout meeting and trying valiantly (and failing) to resist the four boxes of Tagalongs we purchased, I didn’t actually write a post for today.

So, I’m going to let some of my friends do the talking for me.

If, like me, you are the person who winds up being tech support for your parents or other less-tech-savvy family members, you must read The Dose of Reality’s post, Damn You, Amazon.com

If, again, like me, you’ve read one too many Berenstain Bear books, you’ll love Toulouse and Tonic’s take on one of the books in her post, The Berenstain Bears and Too Much T.V.: Bitch PLEASE

If you’ve ever felt like you were supremely unqualified for jury duty, then you definitely need to check out Insane in the Mombrain’s post, This is a blog about all the reasons I am not fit to report to jury duty

I’ll be back tomorrow…promise, but luckily, these lovely ladies can, more than adequately, fill in the gap!

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