…when you have an 8-year old Monkey Girl who reads way above grade level.
Monkey Girl: “Hey, Dad?”
Real Man: “Yes?”
Monkey Girl: “What does ample mean?”
Real Man: “It means ‘enough.'”
Monkey Girl: “Oh, okay.”
Pause
Monkey Girl: “Hey, Dad?”
Real Man: “Yes?”
Monkey Girl: “What does bosom mean?”
Real Man: “Let me see that book.”
Luckily, it was just describing someone’s old aunt and was completely appropriate, but yeah…so it begins.
I wish I could have been a fly on the wall to see your hubby’s face when she asked that! 🙂
Comment by Debbie — December 3, 2009 @ 12:59 am |