My Real Life

May 17, 2012

Stories from the Night

Filed under: Uncategorized — Amy @ 6:00 am
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So, I don’t really sleep anymore because my neck hurts so much as it continues to re-tighten after my amazing Cancun massage.

I need to get a new pillow.

Anyway, I’m a light sleeper, to begin with, and add the tossing and turning and I can just forget about sleeping.

So, last night, I’m pretending to sleep and I hear footsteps.

I immediately reason that it’s Baby Monkey, because he’s our resident sleepwalker.

I hear him go down the stairs, and then back up again.

Then, I hear him go into Julia’s room, I see the light turn on, then off, then the footsteps leave her room.

The next thing I know, Baby Monkey opens my door, walks into my room, closes the door behind him, looks around, turns around, opens the door again and walks back out.

I hop out of bed and follow him.

“Baby?” I ask.

“Yeah, Mom?” he replies.

“Do you need to go to the bathroom?”

“Yes.  But I can’t find it!”

So, I escort him to the bathroom, he goes, walks back to his room, climbs in bed and is instantly asleep.

Such is a typical night in my house.

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